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Tucker Injects Color into Lackluster Red Wave
Predictions amiss and feeling lonely, Carlson reminds Americans why they should be angry
It wasn’t what they expected. It wasn’t what we feared. While the final dimensions of the red wave are being discussed, weighed, and measured, most of us realize that the catch was a lackluster one.
Lacking the luster of a tidal wave, Republicans and their sponsors were caught off guard on November 8th, 2022. Alas, one American, a man whose little white hands and even smaller other unseen appendages inspire him to be excessively whiny and even cantankerous did manage to pop onto a scene that should have normally been free of him.
While the Fox News team was delivering the not-so-euphoric news to the intellectually-lazy Americans who pretend to be patriots, in pops the strained face of Carlson — please admit that it does seem like he is always straining to move his bowels, right?
Fox News star Tucker Carlson on Tuesday night seemingly took a shot at the voting software firm currently suing his network for defamation while claiming that the use of electronic voting machines “shakes people’s faith in the system” and shows America is “not serious about democracy (Breaks into Fox News Election Night Coverage).”
