Trump’s Backyard BBQ Administration

A group of hacks, sycophants, quacks, and traitors sharing Jell-O shots and backyard awkwardness will soon escort our empire to its final resting place.

Photo by Brady Rogers on Unsplash

There she is! This gal here could easily be named the next border czar for America — or maybe the secretary of the interior. Do you know how I know she is qualified? She’s standing outside and on the grass. That tells me she can get out of a building or a house and seemingly enjoys the outdoors. She is, after all, barbecuing meat and there seems to be a good chance she will eat it outside.

God love her. She has such an earnest, outdoorsy look. I feel confident that her tenure as the person overseeing the nation’s interior and public lands will be an especially profitable one.

Have you ever been invited to a barbecue where you would likely only know a few people present? This is what the Trump administration is turning into for most of us and them.

Slipping through the crowd, your face is plastered with modest and friendly smiles, but awkward ones are being returned. Most of the gathered guests know each other, and something that brings them closer is that most don’t know you. As Donald Trump pulls together his government, each day, the nation is introduced…