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Trump Is Petrified by the Notion of Widespread June 14th Protests
That is why the National Guard and Marines invaded Los Angeles.
Look into those eyes. Jack knows. If Jack knows, then the rest of us, the thinking, non-cultists among us — patriots if you will — know, too. Donald Trump, the Kremlin’s man in the White House, is universally known to be a bully. Everyone knows that bullies are always cowards. Trump is also a diseased narcissist. June 14th is Catheter Donny’s birthday. American patriots have prepared a gift for him that will hopefully be seen from sea to shining sea and in the shadows of the purple mountain majesties. Americans will protest his lawlessness, and the fact that he is a vulgar, despicable felon who deserves to be in prison and not representing our formerly great nation.
Jack knows why Trump sent 5,000 military personnel to what was originally nothing more than a handful of protestors who were less violent than a bus load of seniors arriving too late for lunch at an Atlantic City casino. Fretting, and apparently so nervous he was losing control over his bladder, hence the catheter (see image below), on the 14th of June, Trump decided to send his jackbooted stormtroopers to LA to cause a ruckus that could then serve as the justification for Russifying American society. Americans exercising their 1st Amendment…
