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Trump Bullies South African President for One Reason
Because he is a Black man (and he also has no pee-pee tapes).
Word on the street is that while the serial abuser of women, and alleged pedophile, Donald Trump was staying in the presidential suite at the Ritz-Carlton in Moscow — a literal stone’s throw from the Kremlin — prostitutes either peed on him (or moved their bowels) or he peed on them. Who peed on whom is not known, but a lot of people smarter than me suggest that body waste was flowing. How do they know? Because Vladimir Putin had the room filled with hidden cameras.
Cameras were everywhere, and given Trump’s mental weakness and sexual addiction, they knew it would take much to get him into a shower with some beautiful women. I’ve been to the Ritz-Carlton for many events. It is a lovely hotel, and the view from the rooftop bar and terrace is truly impressive, even though you are looking at the center of evil today: the Kremlin. Thanks to the existence of those tapes, the leash Putin and the Kremlin use to keep the rabid Donald Trump under control is a short one.
Like any dog owner, though, you know that it is good to let the little doggy stray a bit. Once that pup gets too far, or begins to act too confidently (“I’m going to race off and get that squirrel in the park over there,” he snarls), you snap…
