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The Rudderless Republican Party
No, this is not the latest sighting of Nessie in the Scottish loch. This image was captured the other day. That, folks, is the next Speaker of the House taking a dip while on vacation in the same lake where Nessie is believed to reside.
No one knows the name of the relatively large figure kicking back for a leisurely swim, but soon enough, we will find it. It seems that this person, who I think is, in fact, the Loch Ness monster, and the Haitian cleaning lady who keeps passing by the open doors and waving during the live televised votes are the two candidates who now have the best chance of taking over the House.
America has never seen such a spectacle, folks. But as my Trumpist brother said recently after I blamed right-wing media and Trump for the hate that led to the brutal murder of that sweet six-year-old boy, “You libtards are obsessed with Trump. You think he’s guilty of everything.” Well, yes, and so I say it again. The shitshow in the House of Representatives would never have happened without Donald Trump in our political lives.
The lunacy taking place is par for the Trump golf course — which, for Trump, is any number he says it is — and only in an America trying to pick up the pieces after those four nightmarish years…
