The Orange Grinch Wishes for You to Rot in Hell if You Own an Electric Car
If you have ever been to a power station like the one my stepfather took us to in Linden, New Jersey — Public Service Electric & Gas — then you know what a version of hell on Earth really is. I also imagine coal mines to be hellish. I guarantee the orange boy who never did an honest day’s work has been anywhere near a power station — even when he was the president.
Trump wants electric car owners to rot in hell. PSE&G? A coal mine?
Donald Trump reminded everyone about how the reason for the season is Jesus, a God to whom he never prayed before becoming president. He spoke a bit about the birth of Christ in a way that sounded like, “And that baby was born; what’s his name?”
Excited over the Jesus references, Trump then lured the not-so-bright people who believe Jesus to be their savior into following him to hell by issuing a “Christmas wish” that could — and should — be memorized by everyone on the fence about whether a vote should be cast for Joe Biden Trump in November 2024. Trump’s peace-inspiring, love-filled wish follows. Please swallow anything you may be eating or drinking, remove small children from the room, and if you are a bird owner, cover the cage.
