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The Mall of America Opens in Washington, DC
The only thing missing at the traditional White House Egg Roll was fliers with coupons.
Staring at the dozens of corporate sponsors, Donald Trump announced, “We’re going to honor Jesus Christ very powerfully.” Anything can be purchased in the Trump White House. Anything. Remember, not too long ago, the front lawn of the White House became a car lot for Teslas.
Despite all of the hyperbole thrown around by traitorous Republicans, M’gidiots, cultists, and the right-wing propaganda machine about how “integrity, power, and honor” have been restored to the White House and America, never before in our history have we been so weak, so incompetent, so corrupt, and so disliked by the world. The only ones who really dig us at this moment are Vladimir Putin and the rest of our enemies, who know better than anyone that Trump is wrecking the nation from within in ways they used to only dream of. Putin hasn’t had such a good sleep in years thanks to Trump’s chaos and ability to wreck everything.
For the first time since 1878, when the Egg roll tradition began, the entire event was outsourced to corporate sponsors seeking favor with the basket-case president.
The cryptocurrency company GALA hosted a digital egg hunt. Betty Crocker Dessert Decorating…
