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The Main Reason Trump Picked JD Vance Was His ‘Love for Trump’
Imagine how easy it must be for our nation’s enemies when dealing with a President Trump?
Word on the street is that Trump chose JD Vance because he had most completely and quite embarrassingly sold his soul to the Church of Trump. Few of the MAGA whores, such as Elise Stafanyk, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, and others, had so completely remade themselves in the image of Diaper Don like Vance.
Thanks to Vance’s exorcism of his id, Trump decided that the former hillbilly-turned-weird-elitist had earned the right to stand downwind of him while he was making in his diapers for all of the world to see.
“How you like that, JR?”
“Love it, Mr. President, give me more!”
Vance, despite being one of the least experienced vice presidential picks ever and now forming into a bit of a noose that grows tighter and tighter around the orange one’s neck with each passing hour, could be one can of Diet Coke away from assuming the most powerful position in the world if Trump wins in November. Vance is a lunatic, folks, and one of the most off-the-wall, misogynistic, cowardly little white boys in the nation. Now that his words from the recent past are coming back to haunt him, I would be…
