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SCOTUS Is Doing What Republicans Can’t
With each decision, the gang of six unravels Biden’s progressive agenda and watches as hell then breaks loose
Brett Kavanaugh’s wife was recently seen at Lowe’s stocking up on charcoal and a mix of apple and pear shavings — seems someone likes smoking pork butt (it’s not really “butt” but shoulder).
The Kavanaughs will undoubtedly be inviting over the Gorsuchs, Barrets, Alitos, Thomases, and Roberts for some good old-fashioned potato and macaroni salads, an assortment of juleps, non-alcoholic and alcoholic, and then a bit of the good stuff, Kentucky craft bourbon. The “gang of six” has put another good year into the books and they have reason to celebrate.
As June closes out and another court session is wrapped up, the foundations of our representative system are shaking like a bowl of jello — oh, yes, we cannot forget the dreaded jello salad that is a mainstay at many barbecues in our fair land; that too must be added to the fold-out table in Brett and Ashley’s back yard. Golly, it must be swell being the Kavanaughs. Anyhoo, I digress.
With the Republican Party incapable of governing in any meaningful way thanks to its tireless efforts to canonize Trump and demonize Biden, Joe Biden has been able to turn one of the most…