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Say It Out Loud: MAGA Supporters Are F****** Idiots!
Trump led them to their deaths during COVID and now hurricanes — and they follow him like lemmings scrambling over the cliff.
This image is what the average MAGidiot looks like.
Here is what I am going to say (gesture) to anyone who tells me that “Not all MAGA and Trumpists are racist or stupid.”
No. No. And one more time, in case the first two emphatic negative responses were somehow misunderstood: NO!
I have proof to back up my expert opinion. MAGA supporter’s pants are on fire. Said MAGA supporter is tied to a chair and can’t get up to extinguish the budding conflagration. MAGA supporter has to “piss like a racehorse” (by the way, do racehorses piss more than, say, the “Boxer” types from Animal Farm?), but the smoldering Trumpist refuses to piss himself to put the fire out because “the fire is fake (a Chinese conspiracy, government overreach, could alter the dummy’s gender).
Has this precise scenario ever played out? While I don’t know of one, after seeing how Trumpists were skateboarding and riding bikes yesterday in Florida at the very moment Hurricane Milton was coming ashore, I would be willing to bet a few dollars to say yes, it has happened.
