Republican Congress Finally Gets Down to Business: A Commission for ‘Election Integrity’

Mike Johnson heads to the ‘mount’ and returns with one commandment: Cast a shadow over the 2024 results.

Election Day is still over half a year away, and already it seems that Donald Trump — poor, poor little Donald — has been cheated. This time, though, America’s master bedtime storyteller decided to cut those nefarious and cheating Black Americans a break — for reasons no one can understand, he has been polling well in Black communities — and has aimed his assassin’s red-laser directly at the gorilla army of undocumented immigrants.

It seems “millions” of non-citizens are voting illegally each election (so they like to say).

Stoking fears that undocumented immigrants are trying to manipulate U.S. elections is a convenient way for Mr. Trump to seize on the migrant crisis while continuing to sow doubt among his supporters about the security of the country’s elections (Speaker Johnson Gets Lifeline).

I know. You are feeling dazed and confused. Who isn’t?! I suppress the urge to vomit from disgust no less than seven times a day, and occasionally, I am startled by chilling, cry-like moans when walking outside. As I search for the wounded squirrel or…