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Our Suspicions Were Confirmed During Putin’s ‘State of His Mind’ Speech
The kind and well-mannered Dmitry Medvedev has been replaced with a marionette
I was in a bit of a hurry to write this article not wanting to wait for the detailed analysis from the NSA to arrive — admittedly, I am not sure if the tapping by the cockatoo on my kitchen window was our pre-determined signal or not, but I am going to assume it was so I wait no longer. I am just so excited.
Let me pour myself another glass of wine before I make the announcement — sip, sip, swallow (it’s a Portuguese rose for those keeping track and chilled perfectly): Dmitry Medvedev, the only Russian alive other than Putin (yes, I know, let’s not focus on that right now) who was ever president of Russia, is a puppet.
If you look at the photo above, what you think is that you are seeing a sleeping Medvedev. No! It’s a slumped-over puppet not being attended to by its puppetmaster.
Putin, who was reading the contents of his mind to the assemblage of soon-to-be-hurled-from-windows sycophants, was unable to work the Medvedev puppet and bore the crowd to death at the same time.
By placing Medvedev in that slightly slumped-over position, he figured no one would notice the sleeping big head because…
