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Loved Ones Can Be Returned Medically From Foxification
There still might be time to have a conversation again with a Foxified relative
Remember Uncle Ed? He was the guy at the family barbecue who everyone checked in with to hear a corny, not-so-off-color joke or get their hand wrapped up in a tight, loving shake.
It’s been years since I last “spoke” to Uncle Ed. He has been Foxified for two decades now.
There are signs that he is in there. Each time it seems he might be breaking free, the creative minds at Fox reel him back in with some new super-duper conspiracy.
There might be hope, though, as one of the least attractive humans alive, albeit a uniquely brilliant one despite his stupidity in politics, is about to market a device that can be inserted into the brain.
Elon Musk’s Neuralink Corp. aims to start putting its coin-sized computing brain implant into human patients within six months, the company announced at an event at its Fremont, Calif. headquarters on Wednesday evening (Implant Computer in Human Brain).
Uncle Ed, are you in there?
Looking you straight in the eyes when Uncle Ed asked, “How you doing, pal?” you knew he was listening. You knew that whatever was ailing, you…
