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JD Vance Dresses in ‘Drag’ and the Right Looks the Other Way

In the meantime, they criticize Tim Walz’s 23 years of military service because he left to run for office.

B Kean
4 min readAug 14, 2024
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Meet the young and wild JD Vance. A college student prone to wear women’s clothes at parties to be “goofy,” and someone who would take a liking to eyeliner (the word is he had it permanently inked into his skin, giving him now that eternal poutiness).

There should be nothing wrong with the joy and comfort JD finds in women’s apparel. Still, since he decided to closet these needs, he has become somewhat of a crusading Robin Hood on this subject — stealing joy and comfort from Americans desirous of exploring alternative paths as they explore their gender identity while handing mocking joy and hate to close-minded and ignorant Americans.

Close your eyes for one moment and imagine how the entirety of the right-wing fascist hate machine would react if such a photo of Tim Walz had been found. Can you hear the outrage and seething ignorance percolating? I can.

JD Vance is a hero on the right to many. He served four years in the Marines in Iraq during a war. He was a public relations officer. His weapon was a pad and a keyboard. He was indeed stationed in Iraq, and indeed, battles were taking place far from where he was sleeping at night. JD’s duty was to report on the progress of the battles and the lives of his comrades and otherwise create a positive perception of the war for American citizens. He was, in short, a propagandist. After four years, he left the service. Maybe, as we see above, he wanted to return home to dabble in some harmless cross-dressing, or perhaps he just felt that he had fulfilled his duty to his country.

Tim Walz served honorably for 24 years in the Minnesota National Guard. He retired two months before orders were cut for his unit to go to Iraq in 2005. The unit was deployed for one year, five months after he had left to run for public office. The faux controversy here is all based on the comment Walz made below in an emotional moment as he spoke out against the public health crisis of guns in our communities.

Vance and the Trump campaign have also accused Walz of embellishing his military record…

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B Kean
B Kean

Written by B Kean

The past holds the answers to today’s problems. “Be curious, not judgmental,” at least until you have all the facts. Think and stop watching cable news.

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