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It’s Only January 3rd and Donald Trump Jr. Is Selling Bibles
Sweet baby, Jesus, the fall of this family is going to be so much fun to watch
Looking sinewy in that “I love cocaine” way and talking a mile a minute, Eric Trump is offering a patriotic bundle to the dumbest people in America. What is a “patriotic bundle” and who are the “dumbest people in America” you ask?
The patriotic bundle presents you with a King James Bible now called the “We are the people Bible” with a U.S. flag on the cover. You also get a challenge coin, a bookmark, and a U.S. flag pin. All of this wonderful made-in-China stuff costs you only $89.99. Yep, that’s it. The actual cost of these items in the bundle? Probably less than $10.
The stupidest people in America are, well, who else? Trumpists, MAGA-its, QAnon lunatics, all of whom are either fully Foxified or have even degenerated to an even latter stage of Foxification known as “Fox-botomized.” (Yes, this is a new term I am slowly working into the lexicon of 2023. I am also considering this version, “Foxbotomized,” minus the hyphen.)
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The Trumps, who happen to be some of the most rapacious and vile people to have ever entered our collective, American living room are…
