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I Have a Sick Feeling About 2024!
As much as I tried to ignore the Trump phenomenon (plague is more like it) throughout 2023, I have a sick feeling that in the new year, it will be almost impossible to avoid writing about him and his army of basement-dwelling losers.
Polls, which I put little faith in, especially this far out from the election, actually have Trump edging out Biden. It’s all still within the hypothetical margin of error, but the simple fact that it is even this close is something that just shouldn’t be happening. Trump is such a piece of s*** and such an enemy to all that used to define our nation (take note, I am now using the past tense here and will continue to do so until the polls close next November) that his failed presidency should be a moment when all of us, including the MA-Gidiots, come together and after some awkward silence agree that we did indeed dodge a bullet with Trump.
But this is not the case at all. Trump is their Jesus. The Jesus-obsessed love to pretend that they don’t regard him in such a way, but that is nonsense. How do you support a person with so much hate in his heart? How is it possible to want a man whose only love is for himself to be the nation’s leader? How do you look up to a man who commented that if his daughter weren’t his…
