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How Many Drag Queens Have Killed Children in the Last Century?
How many young men with assault rifles have killed children in the past year?
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In an interview last week with Oklahoma State Senator Nathan Dahm, Jon Stewart asked Dahm how many children had been killed at drag queen readings. For the record, no children have been gunned down listening to drag queens read stories in public libraries and other venues.
When Stewart asked Dahm if he knew what the number one cause of death for children in America was, the gun-obsessed senator responded, “I presume you will say it is guns.” An agitated Stewart went on to remark, that his words were not a presumption about the leading cause of death of America’s children. Stewart was not expressing an opinion but stating a fact. Dahm, and other gun-obsessed cowards like him, simply refuse to believe that the idols they so actively worship are responsible for so much sorrow.
