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Here Is the Good News
We are all going to share in this moment. Maybe you will choose a strawberry milkshake, a mango one, or even a salted caramel. Who knows, and who cares, really? As they say, to each his own.
So, what is the good news, you may be wondering? What is the secret to my chortle and devil-may-care smile?
Well. Each morning I wake up, I thank God in Heaven that we are one day closer to the physical, earthly end of Donald Trump. The prospect of his passing so fills me with glee that I will do everything I can to ensure I stay healthy and so I will be around to party like it’s 1999!
Have faith, patriots, it’s just a matter of time.
Send the orange POS a bag of White Castle burgers and extra-salty fries, cross our fingers, and whisper, “I think he can, I think he can, I think he can.”
Political tees, folks! Get them while they are hot. Four new shirts have been added.
