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Fresh Off of His Visit With Putin, Hungary’s Prime Minister Orban Goes to Mar-a-Lago
Lifting my leg enough to elevate my backside onto the bar stool, I settle into a pose my body both knows well and considers to be one of its more pleasure-inducing ones. For the next few hours, I will be in this position until the fullness of my bladder makes it less comfortable and sends me awkwardly scampering to the bathroom.
A fresh beer arrives at the perfect distance from me, permitting my elbow to serve as the fulcrum, and I lift the load effortlessly toward my face. A large, revitalizing sip of cold beer enters me, washing away all the doubt I may have had about what I hear often these days.
It’s a little-known fact that Donald J. Trump wears adult diapers.
Hat-tip to our universal bar know-it-all Cliff Claven.
Victor Orban, the fascist prime minister of Hungary, recently traveled to Moscow, flashing the middle finger to the rest of Europe, and met with Russia’s war-criminal president, Vladimir Putin. Orban most likely reconfirmed his love for Putin and his commitment to doing everything he could to break Europe’s resolve in its support for Ukraine.
