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Elon Musk Should Be Declared Persona Non-Grata
He wasn’t born here, and his citizenship is a privilege he doesn’t cherish.
Before I get into the meat and potatoes here, let me say this: Doesn’t he look like a clown — and a dopey clown at that? In the vein of my Oktoberfest buddies, we would have labeled him simply “a douche.” What a douche? Do you agree with me or what? I mean, look at him up and jumping up and down like he is stricken with Beatlemania.
Elon Musk, I don’t care if you are the wealthiest man in the world; you’re a loser and a piece of s*** who doesn’t deserve the right to bear an American passport. Take your American-hating, racist blockhead back to South Africa. It’s a genuine double standard that good, hard-working immigrants are being blamed for all of the nation’s problems, but Elon Musk, because he is white and wealthy, is forgiven for abusing his privileged position. Why do the Justice Department and the INS sit back and let him not just plot the downfall of our nation but advocate against our democracy?
Elon Musk appeared at Trump’s Butler rally yesterday. He raced onto the stage like an unloved child trying to impress the parent who loves him the least — “Daddy, look at me, look, I ‘m your big boy.” Trump “grinch-smirked” loving that the wealthiest man in the world was doing splits and handstands like a lost Dallas cheerleader.
Musk’s America PAC was founded not just to support Donald Trump but to propagandize and lie against Democrats and divert attention away from Trump’s fascist inclinations.
“President Trump must win to preserve the Constitution,” Mr. Musk said, after bounding to the mic with his hands in the air. “He must win to preserve democracy in America.”
When you have stopped laughing at the notion that Trump seeks to protect the Constitution and preserve democracy in America, let me know. (Soft music plays now while you giggle.)
Spoiler alert: Swallow your coffee or beer before reading on; otherwise, you will spray your screen. Musk continued:
“The other side wants to take away your freedom of speech,” Mr. Musk said at the rally. “They want to take away your right to bear arms. They want to take away your right to vote, effectively…
