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DeSantis Finally Accepts Biden as President
Well, we can officially write Ron DeSantis off from winning the nomination. He unraveled the mummy and was cursed for all of political eternity.
This is a good thing, of course, because DeSantis is young enough and could potentially have been more effective at governing than Trump ever was. DeSantis, while surely wowed by the sound of his own dull voice, has proven much more capable of getting his fascist agenda implemented. Thanks to his love affair with himself and the need to be worshipped by the faceless masses, Trump proved ineffective at getting his evil done. A DeSantis presidency could actually have ended U.S. democracy or started a civil war, which is the same thing.
When asked the other day whether or not he thought Trump lost the presidency, DeSantis answered in the affirmative.
“Of course he lost,” DeSantis said in an interview with NBC News posted Monday. “Joe Biden’s the president (Of Course He Lost).”
Da dum.
DeSantis, struggling to catch on outside of Florida, broke the cardinal rule of the MAGA-dom: You never admit that their great, white (orange, really) savior, Trump, lost the election. Those words cannot be in the same sentence. It must always be, “The election…
