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Cultists in Congress Passing Bills to Honor ‘the Great President Trump’
The list includes renaming economic exclusionary zones, airports, highways and introducing a $500 bill with Trump’s face.
America is the promised land. Income inequality does not exist. Things like teen pregnancy and high rates of infant mortality (the highest in the 20-most advanced economies in the world), opioid addiction, and a Republican and SCOTUS-fed gun-violence epidemic are things of the past. Americans are doing well, enviously so, and we have finally lived up to our national potential.
It’s the long-awaited American renaissance.
No, I am not drinking — yet. Nor have I lost my mind. Someone has, though; to be precise, many people have, but we know who they are (most frighteningly, we don’t always know who they are, for with each passing day, we find out that formerly sane, rational citizens now support him).
If the nation were free of the problems I listed above and had acted on the so-called border crisis when given the chance to pass bipartisan legislation back in December, then I would say, “Go crazy, guys.” Make some popcorn, candy some apples, and hire in a funnel cake truck. However, the problems listed above have not been solved. Instead, because of…
