What Is It About the Vagina That So Scares Conservatives?
What is it about the vagina that makes white men so goddamned angry? Could it be that there is some sort of separation syndrome? Could it be a secret longing to have one?
I would like to offer up a “God only knows” what makes them so nasty when it comes to the vagina, but to be fair I don’t even think God knows what lies in those dank, angry hearts and minds.
There is a saying in many languages, I currently speak a small handful and am in the process of adding another, and let me sum it up: a camel is still at the end of the day a camel. An insecure, angry white man is still just an insecure, angry white man; and so, really I expect no flashes of enlightenment from them — “was that lightning?”
What is it about conservative women, though? Why are they so angry? What is it that makes them so want to give the rights to their vaginas to the “men folk?” The whore-Madonna complex I think doesn’t apply here but then again maybe it does. Not an expert in whores or Mother Madonna, despite having survived eight years of Catholic school, do the emotions that drive men to put women up on untouchable pedestals also inspire anger in the “women folk?”
