Calling on Katie Johnson, the 13-year-old Allegedly Raped Multiple Times by Trump
What does it say about our nation that half of ‘us’ worship a pedophile who wants to end our democracy and align us with fascist Russia?
Christians love him. I am a Christian of sorts. So, I have to ask JC (Jesus Christ) this question: Were you perhaps the Jerry Epstein of your day? Did you organize parties for your 12 drinking buddies and then use your divine powers to trap the women?
“Don’t worry, Matty and Mark. You know the rule here with me, ‘the wine never runs out.’” Clapping his holy hands together, the clay pots are again filled to the rim. The festivities are wild, and the women are wailing, but their brains are cleared of bad memories with the flick of a wrist.
I don’t think Jesus Christ was a pedophile — please forgive me for even insinuating such a thing. Still, I often ask myself how so many of these “good people” so obsessed with all things Trump, people who had lived good lives up until they became MAGA cult members, regard him almost as if he were the second coming of Christ.
How could these people, for even a second, consider that Donald Trump is somehow good? He is an abomination, and since I began this article with Jesus…
