Birth Certificates, Emails, and Now Drug Tests — Trump Evolves
He has found another shiny object, and the cultists are hypnotized.
In the early 2000s, I worked as the creative director for a company affiliated with Ogilvy PR and Communications. Our agency was a leading one on the market, so we were like a conveyor belt. Twenty projects a week were added to my calendar, and I was the creative lead on all of them. One afternoon in Moscow, I was heading into my fourth pitch. I was mentally exhausted, and a nasty crankiness replaced me — I was shocking myself. So, I juiced.
Sitting in a coffee shop before the meeting, I was so toxic, angry, and whiny that it would have been impossible to take me to the meeting with the Braun razors branding team. The account manager got up and ordered me a smoothie made of ice, water, blueberries, raspberries, and blackberries — no added sugar. From the first sip, the fog dissipated, and I was a new, creative being. We went to the meeting, and I knocked the ball out of the park. To this day, berries revive me like little else can when I am feeling sapped of energy. Perhaps this is what Donald Trump means when he says that Joe Biden will be juicing before the debate.
I feel foolish, though. Donald Trump is a f****** dope whose insanely ridiculous comment that President Biden…
