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Ashli Babbit Day is Commemorated in Columbus, Ohio
Dopey, not-so-bright, proud boys demonstrate just how unfair evolution sometimes is
Neanderthals are people, too. But sadly, they aren’t so bright and keep ending up supporting causes and aberrations in the human genome that pull humankind back to its more primitive and violent roots.
If you put on a yellow and black Nazi-style hat — many aren’t aware that Germany’s Nazis had an affinity with yellowish-gold and creamy-brown colors — a pretty black mesh vest filled with ammo (and probably protein bars, condoms, and a dictionary for dealing with words with more than five letters), and a big gun, then you have the average “proud boy.” These evolutionary misfits showed up yesterday, on January 6th, in Columbus on a day they are now calling “Ashli Babbit Day” and scuffled with protesters.
In case you have forgotten, Ashli Babbitt is the QAnon lunatic who was shot trying to climb through a broken window in the Capitol Building, regardless of the small fact that a secret service agent was aiming a gun and warning that if she proceeded, he would shoot. Reveling in her white entitlement, she…