As Trump’s Truth Social Drops, Trumpist Retail Investors Want to Buy More!
At 71, he put his whole nest egg ($25,000) in it, but he thinks it was a sign from God.
In their eyes, everything Trump touches turns to gold. Upon closer inspection, however, it turns out the gold is not real. “They,” the ubiquitous, amorphous army of the envious and nefarious, “undoubtedly stole the real gold and replaced it with fool’s gold to make Trump look bad.”
Then, after Trump ends up in court, they learn that the gold was never real to begin with. They learn that Trump had “done something else with their money” but not invested it as he promised.
“That’s okay. He probably had good intentions and would have invested the money in something much better and more genius. But you know, they are always plotting against him. Always want to make him look bad.”
“I know good and well it’s in Trump’s hands, and he’s got plans,” he said. “I have no doubt it’s going to explode sometime (Small Time Investors).”
Donald Trump knows that “retail investors” and New Jersey and Philadelphia construction workers are suckers. He is certain of two things: 1) they have no idea about their rights as investors; and, 2) they don’t have the resources to sue him when he cheats…
