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A Truth About George Santos Has Been Found
Disclaimer: Nothing written in this article is important or relevant to keeping the earth spinning on its axis. It is merely the chronicling of a train wreck in slow motion. You’ve been warned. Now, please, have a good laugh at Anthony Devolder’s expense.
Finally, it has been unearthed. It took cultural anthropologists and gossipy sleuths weeks of clearing their way through pages and pages of dusty, old internet posts but a real-life, bonafide truth has been discovered about George Santos.
Unfortunately, it is exactly the kind of truth that those God-fearing, hate-mongering racists in the Republican Party aren’t too keen to accept: George Anthony Devolder Santos used to perform as a drag queen.
Folks, there is nothing wrong with this at all — got that out of the way. A young gay man in Brazil exploring his options in life and having fun, Santos liked to get all dolled up as my grandmother used to say, and go out on the town. Cool, man. Own it, George/Anthony.
There is nothing real about Santos — nothing. Everything in his resume is a fabrication and here we have a truth that actually proves to us that Santos is from this planet and not one of the aliens living among us…
